NOW HIRING! DEAR GOD FINALLY WE’RE HIRING!
Front and Back of House Crew. We want you! Send your resumes to email@example.com. We want to start training on the 12th of January, so hurry hurry! (God’s teeth, we thought we’d be doing this in July! Well, if anything the cold will weed out the wannabes – winter is part of what makes us Canadian, even if it sucks).